I've been wanting to say some really awful things on facebook lately, but I just can't bring myself to shatter the image I've built: you know, the sweet, smiling SAHM who loves everyone and everything. SO not true. Deep down, just like the song says, I'm a Bitch.
And a Narcissist. I am convinced the world revolves around me...in ways you cannot possibly imagine.
Seriously.
This blog will serve as my confessional for 2012. (After all, come December 20-what's-it, we're all going to die anyway, right?) And if we make it to 2013, well, I'll turn this damn thing into a book, delete this blog, and get on with my life having finally vomited out all the self-centered bitchiness I possess. Good Times, Noodle Salad.
Enjoy.
